Right there’s a new Star Wars film coming out soon and before the worlds worst fans come out the woodwork to brag about the films collective brilliance there’s a few things I want to get out there and it’s not going to make me very popular.
Star Wars fans are the worst fans in the world why because even when it’s terrible and barely watchable or playable they go out in millions and pump money into a big pile of donkey crap. Case in point five of the last six films have been some of the most idiotic, offensive, boring things to come out Episodes 1,2,3 and Clone Wars were all of these things then we had The Force Awakens which sorry Star Wars fans is A New Hope 2.0 but it gets a free pass given that what came before it was so much worse Disney had to send out a message saying we know what we are doing. Then Rogue One something I like to call an amazing piece of not needed. A film that it is brilliant but really isn’t needed in any way at all.
But now we have The Last Jedi which we all know is going to make a lot of money regardless of how good it its. Backed by Disney giving the director his own trilogy which says to these people oh it’s going to so good that they are giving him is own trilogy. Yes it’s a good sign for the film but it’s also a nice distraction from the following.
- Mark Hamill early in the process heavily criticised the writing and the direction of the Luke Skywalker character.
- The director didn’t sit down with either the Studio or JJ Abrams to discuss the direction of the story.
Now I don’t doubt that The Last Jedi will be enjoyable but statistics don’t lie and they aren’t on the side of Star Wars. Which is why I won’t get excited and unlike fans I will go into this movie like any other with my eyes open and ignore the fact that just because it’s part of a million dollar franchise doesn’t mean that it’s any good.
One thing I will say is that Disney did a great job easing fans minds with The Force Awakens. But this is the first Star Wars film that has to deliver because now there are no more excuses for Star Wars no more George Lucas A studio ownership that can afford to get anyone they want to write and direct.
So Disney the game is on and now is the time we find out if the billions spent in buying out George Lucas was really truly worth it.